Katz's Delicatessen

[Seth] I heard Katz's is like this NYC institution. You guys been there?
[Andy] Yeah, man. Had to try it at least once. The line was insane though.
[Akiva] I'm not sure how they keep all that food warm without a giant sous-vide machine.
[Jorma] And the place is basically a museum. It's like walking into history.
[Seth] So what did you think? Was it as good as all the hype?
[Andy] It was better than I expected, but honestly, there were better delis around here.
[Akiva] The corned beef was meh. But the pastrami was legit.
[Jorma] They should rename it "Pastrami's" because that’s the only thing people care about.
[Seth] And the service? You guys got lost in the chaos?
[Andy] It was like a scene from a SNL sketch, with everyone yelling at each other to pay or get your food.
[Akiva] And I swear they have secret underground tunnels. That's where all the extra meat comes from.
[Jorma] Oh no, wait, I heard the real Katz used to be in Jersey! Not Brooklyn!
[Seth] But seriously, next time we go, let’s split the pastrami sandwich and bring our own napkins.